January 2012
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Jan 9th
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September 2011
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Her first curse word | Good Mom / Bad Mom | a... →
I heart this entire conversation.  I hope my future children are 1) This adorable 2) This open with me and 3) This awesome when it comes to cursing. 
Sep 9th
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Sep 7th
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August 2011
24 posts
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Oh the horror!
Evacuated from my apartment and now the highway to take me home with no news about when it will reopen. I AM TRAPPED AT MY PARENTS’ HOME! This is a worse disaster than Hurricane Irene!
Aug 28th
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Silver lining?
The fact that I got my ipad2 from work on Thursday. Yay for travel season!
Aug 28th
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Wine+books+movies+knitting
= happy holka. Did I mention I have a lot of wine?
Aug 28th
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Your Daily Dose of Joy: Next step: we stop calling... →
joyengel: tylercoates: Regarding the rape monologue at the Assscat show a few weeks ago, here are two good posts: one by Halle Kiefer who was in the audience, and one by Irin Carmon which wraps up the story pretty well. So — and for obvious reasons I have some feelings about all of this — I… Sure, because rape doesn’t have lasting consequences or ruin people’s...
Aug 26th
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Earthquake v. 2.0
Mamma N is displeased.  I feel like there are big changes in our futures…
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Shakey shakey...
Where’s my bakey??
Aug 23rd
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I feel the earth move under my feet...
Woah!  East Coast Earthquake!  And a Hurricane this weekend?  I’m throwing a Hurriquake party!
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Mamma Mia. Here we go again...
So, mom has been sick for years.  In July a fantastic doctor finally diagnosed her and she began treatment in August after she gained some weight. (She was tiny, under 100 lbs and for the first time in my life weighed less than me…)  As of September 1, her treatment will be complete and she will hopefully enter the fall healthy, able to eat, and be on the fast train to Chubsterville (or at...
Aug 23rd
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Aug 17th
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Divided
I have a bachelorette party this weekend.  The kind I love (B&Bs and wine tastings) but the kind my checking account hates.  Why can’t we all just get along???
Aug 11th
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...is a skyyyyy full of liiiiiiighterrrrrssss.
I am a little disturbed that this line made me think of what’s going on in London before the song it’s taken from…
Aug 10th
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THIS JUST IN
Security just found a knife in the building.  Everyone is totally freaked out, and I’m feeling a little guilty for posting the Bone(r) shaped paperclips post…
Aug 10th
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Aug 10th
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If I DO somehow get convinced to have a wedding... →
Coolest. Idea. EVER! Right?
Aug 10th
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Y'all
I am SO over this whole “working” thing.  How soon until I can retire?? Assuming society doesn’t self-destruct or completely implode obvi…
Aug 10th
Time Lapse: This Time-Lapse Video Will Take You on... →
Amazing.  The music is perfect - I would want it to be my theme song if I ruled the world…
Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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After getting married in May, Sarah Palin's son... →
joyengel: Since the boy obviously waited to have sex until that May wedding night, Trig Trucker jet engine Track’s new wife must have some sort of insta-grow uterus. Maybe she can give Vanessa Minnello some pointers?  Octomom’s got nothin on these two if they keep this up!
Aug 9th
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Did anyone else cry when Gabby came back last...
I know I did.  How could you not, right?
Aug 2nd
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Pottermore Fail
Y’all.  Apparently I’m too old to figure out how to stay up late enough/wake up early enough to even SEE a clue…
Aug 2nd
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Aug 1st
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July 2011
15 posts
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Should be fun to see the Jets officially transform...
winstonwolfe: “CANT’ WAIT!!!” I would hate to be a jets fan…
Jul 29th
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WatchWatch
davidkendall: shawnblog: funtime: Oh H E L L no! Gah! This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons. This… with a side of live, fresh from the skull monkey brain and I’m ready for a movie! Oh, EWW!…. GOD no!  Who is eating this? For whatever watching this cracked me up. Probably because I don’t...
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Well isn't this just the most gosh-darn adorable... →
These kids have a better grasp on love than I do… Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening the presents and listen.
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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some trees are green: harry potter... →
sometreesarestillgreen: ….was amazing. love the other potterheads who came for the first showing- the whole cinema was cheering when mrs weasely killed bellatrix and when neville killed the snake and at the end and ah it was so goood :’) sure, they butchered a few of the bits in the book, had a few WHAT THE..? moments… I couldn’t agree more with the book butchering, but I still...
Jul 15th
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I love this! Hermione FTW! →
Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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Jul 11th
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All I need are a dozen cats...
Guys. Last week my sister got engaged. My YOUNGER sister. Despite my families attempts to cheer me up, they all seemed to miss the fact that I am actually NOT depressed at all and in fact quite the opposite. I love her future husband and couldn’t be MORE thrilled that he’s going to be family! Just because I knit doesn’t mean I’m ready to concede to becoming an old maid...
Jul 11th
June 2011
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Gooooing to the Chapel...
Okay. Not me. But someone I love very much is going to find out they are getting married very soon. AND IF HE DOESN’T ASK SOON I AM GOING TO EXPLODE FROM KEEPING THIS SECRET!! Stay tuned folks!
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 27th
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May 2011
15 posts
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I will not end up alone.
Even if that means I have to get a kitten.
May 11th
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I realized something today...
I can’t walk by a reflective surface without looking at my reflection.  Which would make me self-absorbed if I didn’t find something embarassing everytime I did.  Case-in-point?  Eyemakeup smeared all over cheek thanks to itchy allergy eyes…
May 10th
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LA TIMES: "No musician's lyrics are more often... →
inothernews: Incredible.  I wish my law school taught a class centered around Dylan. I mean, how could that NOT get ABA approved?!?!?!
May 9th
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Things I need to do tonight:
Not eat a box of pasta for dinner. Not be lazy and prepare my lunch tonight instead of rushing like a looney tune in the morning. Not use #2 as a justification for making a box of pasta for dinner. Grocery shop on my way home so that I have food other than said box of pasta. I think I might be a carboholic…
May 9th
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Yup. It's Monday.
Today I wiped out coming down a flight of stairs.  Complete with catapulting my phone and squealing like… Actually I can’t think of anything that comes even close to sounding like I did.  Awesome. I love me so Monday…
May 9th