Hey Tumblr, long time no see!
Hello Internet. It has been a while. Why? You may ask. WELL don’t even get me started on the HORROR that has been my Dell. Well IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE because today while perusing the internet on my new bff’s computer which was so LOVINGLY lent to me, considering I am like King Midas with motherboards…
Anway, I came across this McGiveaway and literlly MY HEART SOARED. THIS would be the end to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll my computer woes. In the meantime, I will return the laptop and sit here waiting for Dell Customer “support” to let me know what time a tech will be here to “fix” the computer…for the third time…in 10 days…
But seriously. If you have a functioning computer. And functioning internet. Then go here. Cuz seriously, you should check it out before I snag the totally awesome computer for myself…
Tiger does have a penchant for driving into trees
winstonwolfe:
it’s just that usually it’s with his clubs, not his Escalade
Teehee
davidkendall:
reallykatie:
don’t be jealous of my sweet turkey hat.
Love the hat!
Hey. All my friends who are preggers?? Watch out. One of these MAY be in your future…
ever have one of those days...
…where you can’t get your grounding??
I’ve never needed a long weekend so badly…
Dear Facebook,
Your “suggestions” would be so much more useful if you recommended unfriending people I haven’t spoken to in a while instead of insisting I write to them, since, CLEARLY there is some reason why I am not messaging/poking/writing on their walls…
Love,
Me
This is where I always F up...
So here the story, morning glory. Boy meets girl, boy and girl hit it off. Girl pulls a play out of Bridget Jones’ play book and begins looking waaaaaay forward into the future and, despite what she thinks is an excellent job of NOT appearing desperate, manages to only keep boy around for two weeks. Maybe getting laid.
I think I need to meet this guy…
And not just because he’s hot and I would totally sneak off somewhere private with him. But because I find him fascinating. And he would probably give me some really good advice for this weekend…
Dear Law School:
Hi. It has been a while since you begged me for money I heard from you. How I have missed your daily email announcements. I celebrate regret that we have lost touch.
It is very kind of you to invite me to come trick-or-treating in your halls. It would be a fantastic opportunity to finally exact revenge on horrid professors reconnect with favorite professors. However, thanks to your decision to screw me over not fill the position (I was PROMISED), I now live 10 hours and 27 minutes (or 650.47 miles) away.
So please, have a happy Halloween, and as far as the candy bought with me in mind? Well you can take that candy and shove it.
Love,
Me
This is way freakin cool. I love technology. Sorry Bard - your secret is out!
Another one bites the dust
Two more of my girlfriends are preggers. Yay! Another baby to spoil! Boo! Another friend I can’t drag on spontaneous trips with me!
Oh, and here is my bestests baby alien!
